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Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He
took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?” The policeman replied;
“Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still
carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the
man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to
the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because
the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie”.
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A man from the country
side Went to a city. It was his first time visiting the city, so the city’s
view with all the flashy technology Shocked uterus very much.
While roaming the city’s shopping center, he found a red building That was soo
big! He wanted to go inside the building, so he excitedly walked up to the
building and found Himself face to face with a shiny metallic door. On the door
was an ‘open’ sign. He was Surprised, this building is an oven? He mistakenly
stores the sign ‘open’ as ‘oven’.
In cue with this mistake, a white man opened the door and ENTERED the building. And then five minutes later, the metallic door opened revealing a black man!
When another white man, Came to enter the building, the country-side man stopped from entering uterus. He said, “Do not go in there! That building is an oven!
In cue with this mistake, a white man opened the door and ENTERED the building. And then five minutes later, the metallic door opened revealing a black man!
When another white man, Came to enter the building, the country-side man stopped from entering uterus. He said, “Do not go in there! That building is an oven!
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The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went back to the palace. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace.
Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”. The King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious.
“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground. And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.
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The
king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the
palace. “You want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled
me three times and that’s too much. I want you to leave the country. Otherwise
you will have to go to jail” said the king. “If that is what you want, I will
do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly. Then “Remember, from tomorrow you may
not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said seriously. Then
Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.
The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’
house. The guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house. He
had not left the country yet. Instead leaving the country, Abu Nawas was
swimming in small pool in front of his house. “Hey Abu Nawas, why haven’t you
left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground of this
country anymore, didn’t he?” said the guards. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas
calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I do not
step on the ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.
The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went back to the palace. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace.
Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”. The King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious.
“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground. And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.
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Minggu, 20 Januari 2013
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A
man recently appointed general in the army was sitting in his new office when a
new soldier walked in. Wishing to impress the new soldier, the general picked
up the telephone and said, “Yes, Mr. President. I’m glad you like my
suggestions. I’ll come by and give you a more detailed report at the White
House a little later this week.” After hanging up the telephone the general
asked, “Now, soldier, what can I do for you?”
“Nothing
much, sir,” said the soldier. I just came in to connect your telephone.”
Source: http://mrhadirusman.blogspot.com/2010/05/example-of-spoof-text.html
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One day Abu Ali went to the fair, and bought nine donkeys. He rode home on one of them the rest of the donkeys followed behind.
After a while Abu Ali said to himself, “I must make sure all my donkeys are here.” And he turned round to count them.
“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Oh! Where’s number nine?” Abu Ali cried
He jumped down from his donkey. He looked behind the rocks and behind the trees. But there was no donkey to be seen.
“I’ll count them again,” Abu Ali said. “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Oh, he must have come back.”So Abu Ali climbed back on to the donkey and trotted away.
After
a while he counted his donkeys again. He counted only eight! Once more
he looked behind the rocks and behind the trees. But there was no donkey
to be seen.
“I will count again,” he said, and this time there were nine.
Just
then Abu Ali saw his friend Musa walking along the road. “Musa,” he
called. “Help me to count my donkeys. I keep losing one. When I stop to
count I have only eight, but when I get down looking for the ninth,
there he is again!”
“Well, I can see ten donkeys, Abu Ali,” laughed Musa. “And the tenth donkey’s name is Abu Ali"
Source: http://www.englishdirection.com/2012/02/spoof-text-abu-ali-counts-his-donkeys.html
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A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God
meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these
years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, "Well, I lived
all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood
floors."
God says, "Say no more."
And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed
in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the
same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had
to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only
have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
God says, "Say no more."
And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller
skates.
About a week later, God decides to
check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.
God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy
here?"
The cat yawns and stretches and
says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels
you've been sending over are the best!"
Source: www.7thspace.com
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A curious child
asked his mother: “mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried
to use this occasion to teach her child: “it is because of you, dear. Every bad
action of yourswill turn on my hairs grey!”
The child
replied innocently: “now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her
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INTRO: We
all know about that creepy plastic guy who's on Burger King commercials. But there was one
commercial that never made it to the TV screen. That's because it is the commercial
of death! But somewhere far away, there is still a tape of the death
commercial! This is the story of the girl who finds it!
It all started many years ago... actually it was last week. Either way, a girl
name Josephine and some kid that she babysat until his parents ditched him
and now he's her son named Bobby, are the stars! So, one night
Josephine who we'll now call Joey, was at her friend Amy's house. When all
of a sudden the phone rang. Amy grabbed the phone and said, "Who is
it?" The voice on the other line said, "Uh yeah, is your fride
running." "Ah!"screamed Amy, and she ran upstairs. "Amy,
what is it?" asked Joey. She ran after her only to find a path of water
leading to the bathroom. Joey slowly opened the door... "Get out of
here!" yelled Amy, "I'm taking a crap!" "Oh, sorry,"
said Joey, as she closed the door. Then Amy died mysteriously. So Joey buried
her in her neighbor's flower patch. "Hey," yelled the neighbor.
"That's for stealing my horse!" shouted Joey. The funeral was held
the next day. Joey met a very odd person there, too. She showed Joey a picture
of someone who's head was covered in meat. "Wh-who's that?" "Oh
that's just Paul," the lady pointed to a ham head dude, "He's the
Meat Mens' mascot. "Oh okay," said Joey. When she got home she saw
her son lying on the ground drawing. What's that Bobby?" "Oh, it's
just some things the king showed me," said Bobby. Joey looked at the
pictures. They were of Burger King. "The King talks to you?" asked
Joey. "No," said Bobby, "He shows me things. He's coming for you
tonight." "What?" Bobby's nose started to bleed. He gave Joey a
tape. Joey put it in the VCR. She watched as burgers, fries, and sodas (Oh My!)
danced across the screen. Then the phone rang. Joey picked it up and a voice
said 7 minutes. "7 minutes?" "Yeah, 'til the football game. Hoo
hoo hoo! Go Patriots! Oh yeah, and your doom!" 7 minutes later "Well,
I guess this is it." said Joey. The TV turned on. A picture of a Burger
King bathroom came on. Then slowly the King climbed out of the toilet, and out
the TV. "Go to your room Bobby," said Joey. Then the king gave Joey
an Enormous, one of those weird breakfast burgers.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled
Joey. THE
END
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Once upon a time, Mario
and his brother, Luigi, wanted to be big stars. So they went to Hollywood!
"Momimea!" said Mario. "Uh, yeah. Pizza...and stuff." Luigi
responded."It's a bowseria!" Mario said. "Uh?" "Bowser!"
"Oh, yeah. What's he doing in Hollywood. Didn't I send him into a boiling
pit of lava?" "Ahem." "Fine. Didn't we send
him into the lava?" "Oh a boya. Momimea, I a think wea did."
"Stop talking like that!" "Fine, homedawg. But I'm in freakin'
character!" "Yo, yo. Whateva' fool." said Luigi.
"RAWR!" said Bowser. "Where's Peach, Bowser boooy!?"
"RAWR!" "You killed her?! AH! DIE!!!" Luigi shot Bowser
with a machine gun. "Um...I think he said 'I don't know'." said
Mario. "Oops. Oh well, he was never that great anyways."
"Luigi!" said the director guy, "You're on in 5!"
"Okay!" said Luigi. Then he turned to Mario, "I'm sorry, man.
It's not my choice! I'm going to miss you though." Luigi kissed Mario on
the lips. "Momimea!" said Mario, "I mean, why'd you do
that?!" "I don't know," said Luigi. And then he rode on a flying
horse into the sunset. "Well, now that that freak's gone, I should try to
find a gig." said Mario to himself. 2 weeks later at Peach's
castle "Hmm..." said Peach, "I wonder if there's
anything on TV tonight." Peach turned on her enormous (11 square inch)
television. On the television was the show Mario starred in! "Tonight
on, Spongebob Squarepants!" said the narrator. "I'm
sorry Patrick," said Spongebob (played by Mario), "Squidward's
not going to do the hustle with you." "NO!!!" yelled
Patrick (played by Tom Cruise). "Waaah!" cried Peach, "this show
is so ...sniff... sad!"
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