INTRO: We
all know about that creepy plastic guy who's on Burger King commercials. But there was one
commercial that never made it to the TV screen. That's because it is the commercial
of death! But somewhere far away, there is still a tape of the death
commercial! This is the story of the girl who finds it!
It all started many years ago... actually it was last week. Either way, a girl
name Josephine and some kid that she babysat until his parents ditched him
and now he's her son named Bobby, are the stars! So, one night
Josephine who we'll now call Joey, was at her friend Amy's house. When all
of a sudden the phone rang. Amy grabbed the phone and said, "Who is
it?" The voice on the other line said, "Uh yeah, is your fride
running." "Ah!"screamed Amy, and she ran upstairs. "Amy,
what is it?" asked Joey. She ran after her only to find a path of water
leading to the bathroom. Joey slowly opened the door... "Get out of
here!" yelled Amy, "I'm taking a crap!" "Oh, sorry,"
said Joey, as she closed the door. Then Amy died mysteriously. So Joey buried
her in her neighbor's flower patch. "Hey," yelled the neighbor.
"That's for stealing my horse!" shouted Joey. The funeral was held
the next day. Joey met a very odd person there, too. She showed Joey a picture
of someone who's head was covered in meat. "Wh-who's that?" "Oh
that's just Paul," the lady pointed to a ham head dude, "He's the
Meat Mens' mascot. "Oh okay," said Joey. When she got home she saw
her son lying on the ground drawing. What's that Bobby?" "Oh, it's
just some things the king showed me," said Bobby. Joey looked at the
pictures. They were of Burger King. "The King talks to you?" asked
Joey. "No," said Bobby, "He shows me things. He's coming for you
tonight." "What?" Bobby's nose started to bleed. He gave Joey a
tape. Joey put it in the VCR. She watched as burgers, fries, and sodas (Oh My!)
danced across the screen. Then the phone rang. Joey picked it up and a voice
said 7 minutes. "7 minutes?" "Yeah, 'til the football game. Hoo
hoo hoo! Go Patriots! Oh yeah, and your doom!" 7 minutes later "Well,
I guess this is it." said Joey. The TV turned on. A picture of a Burger
King bathroom came on. Then slowly the King climbed out of the toilet, and out
the TV. "Go to your room Bobby," said Joey. Then the king gave Joey
an Enormous, one of those weird breakfast burgers.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled
Joey. THE
END
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