A
man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a
tree.
He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon serviceman arrived
with a stick, a cihuahua (a rabbit-size breed of dog), a pair of
handcuffs, and a shootgun.
“Now listen carefully,” he told the
homeowner.
”I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this
stick until he falls to the ground. The trained cihuahua will then go
right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands
in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs.”
“Got it,” the homeowner replied.
“But what’s the shootgun for?”
“If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” the man said,” shoot the cihuahua.”
Source(s): Cn’S English Magazine Vol.2 No.11 and http://aljihad99.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Cynthia Farah Sakina
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