A man calls a company and orders their 5-day,
10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of
the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you
can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after
her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he
finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his
life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have
me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does
his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine
happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he
weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the
company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and
when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing
but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch
you, you are mine!!!" He lost 63 pounds that week.
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by : Alya haniifah shahnaz
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